How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA