How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA