How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Red...

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.