Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**