Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.