Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !