Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble