What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"