What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut