What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.