What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.