What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.