What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.