What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me