What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me