What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.