What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.