What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned