What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!