What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless