What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!