OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
The Woof of Wall Street.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
OC You make a reservation
They both wrote bad romance.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
A Kami.
Because proper tea is theft.