Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.