OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
rated movies.
You Yourself & Urine.
OC) An utter disappointment
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because they did not have proper tea.
