Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.