Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.