Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.