Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.