Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.