What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Make me one with everything."

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.