Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

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