Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.