Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes