Why do so many American tourists end up...

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.