Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

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A Buddha Pest.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes