Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.