Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!