Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!