Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.