Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.