What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!