What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

How do you say Vaseline in German?

Vienerslidein

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!