Why did the pope have so many children?

Because his condom was a little holy...

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Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)