Because his condom was a little holy...
Ginger-bred
Jose and Hose B
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Minivans.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.