Why did the pope have so many children?

Because his condom was a little holy...

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.