Why did the pope have so many children?

Because his condom was a little holy...

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection