It's Christmas, Eve."
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Their balls are just for decoration
They planet
Adam and Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A. They were really put out.
You owe Eve an O.
A: Ho, ho, ho!
It's Christmas, Eve!
