What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."