What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!