Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.