Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.