Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.