Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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A heard

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.