Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible