Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.