Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise