How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.