How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.