Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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I just need some space."

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Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Coach.

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

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He was black.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"