Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.