Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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