What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict