What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.