What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.