What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!