What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.