What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim