What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.