What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.