Can we still be cousins?"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by."
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
There isn't one...
Old bae.
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
there was a porkward silence
I only loved you for your body!"
Shoot him again.
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do."
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
Reload and shoot again.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Drive faster.
Ex-Benedict
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-terminator!
My ex-wife
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A Waslim
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
In Africa.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
You don't call it, you pick it up.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :
Take away its brooms.
You can hear their brooms tick!
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
you're hot"
Get cancer
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
A petri dish develops a culture.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
