Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.