I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
It was a soft drink.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.