Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe