Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem