What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY