What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit