What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.