Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay