Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt