Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.