Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay