Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay