Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay