How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)