How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Previous Random Joke Next
Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)