Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
An Allahgy
Because it was Pablo-matic
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
He was just a little beet.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish
I'm the wiener!
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
2 years of marriage.