How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.