How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.