How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)