How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)