How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

2 Year Jokes More 2 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)