What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.