Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.