Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.