Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen