Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...