What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.