What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P