What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!