What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How would you say you handle job pressure?

Not a problem.jpg

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.