What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.