How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !