Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!