Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.