Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Previous Random Joke Next

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!