Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.