because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Mourning Wood
It depends on the girl
Because they can't even...
An aneurysm.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
A: His heart stops bleeding.
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!