because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
M'lady
He got kilt.
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
cause she's a two-timin' four.
Because he's always talking trash.
Half a dog.
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
