Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!