Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!