Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!