Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake