Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back