lay floss over their eyes
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So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
To shoot a black kid.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Pai-Ling
Because every time they do all they do is crap
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
By growing up.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Would you pull that crap with a net?
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
Half a cheetah.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
A frustacean
Gladiator
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
