What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.