What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.