What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.