After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Because he had an edible complex.
Dental floss !
A full set of teeth.
Human beans
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
A good start.
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
theft
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A Hun knee comb.
The Air Force, because its US AF.