What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.