After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
Tooth hurty
Hard cheese.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
I mean let me see your license
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
A Hun knee comb.
The Air Force, because its US AF.