What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.