What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.