What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes