What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.