What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes