What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.