What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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He has one clean finger.

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit