What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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Because he needed his space.

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Pillow fight.

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It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.