What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice