What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

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You get to meet new people everyday.

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.