What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.