What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."