How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day