What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini