What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him