What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica