How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Mra Jokes More Mra Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.