How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

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What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!