What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix