Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.