Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.