Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !