Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.