Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.