Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.