How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole