How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.