How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."