What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!