Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.